1. quickman-thecrimsonblur:

((I was gone for a few days and log on to see 6 new followers! HELLO!!~))
asktheroguesniper - “Heh, nice helmet and weapon there….just, be sure not to snipe me down!” he chuckled nervously.

"Statement: That was the worst joke ever. Of all time. Please do not attempt humor again in this unit’s lifetime." There is a sarcastic tone to the sniper’s voice, but they are otherwise unamused. Or, so it looks, they can’t exactly make faces here.

    quickman-thecrimsonblur:

    ((I was gone for a few days and log on to see 6 new followers! HELLO!!~))

    asktheroguesniper - “Heh, nice helmet and weapon there….just, be sure not to snipe me down!” he chuckled nervously.

    "Statement: That was the worst joke ever. Of all time. Please do not attempt humor again in this unit’s lifetime." There is a sarcastic tone to the sniper’s voice, but they are otherwise unamused. Or, so it looks, they can’t exactly make faces here.

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  2. autumn-and-vex:

    asktheroguesniper:

    They offer a shrug. “Appreciatively: That would be nice, but it is not necessary.”

    Autumn let go of Jack’s arm. “I’ll stay here until you’re not lonely anymore, it’s not much trouble.”

    Jack couldn’t exactly smile in thanks, but they nodded, twiddling their thumbs.

    "Statement: Loneliness is such a silly thing to experience. This unit does not require socialization, but here we are."

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  3. constellationcancer:

    My name’s Cancri. It’s nice to meet you.

    Pleasantly: It is nice to meet you too, Cancri. This unit has not seen your model before…

    Query: Where are you from? 

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  4. Guardians Of The Galaxy qoutes meme---Send One for my muse's reaction

    ❝ I wasn’t paying attention. I was thinking of something else. ❞

    ❝ This wasn't the plan. ❞

    ❝ Take those headphones off, right now ! ❞

    ❝ What a bunch of a-holes. ❞

    ❝ To be honest, I forgot you were even here. ❞

    ❝ You just want to suck the joy out of everything ! ❞

    ❝ I need that guy's leg ! ❞

    ❝ I am Groot ! ❞

    ❝ We are just like Kevin Bacon ! ❞

    ❝ Dance off, Bro! Me and you ! ❞

    ❝ They wanted to eat you ! ❞

    ❝ Take my hand. ❞

    ❝ I look around, and you know what I see ? Losers ! ❞

    ❝ Ain't nothing like me 'cept me. ❞

    ❝ Behold ! ❞

    ❝ I will no longer be your slave ! ❞

    ❝ Who put the sticks up their butts ? ❞

    ❝ I have part of a plan. ❞

    ❝ Bring it down ! ❞

    ❝ I hated you the least. ❞

    ❝ I remember your family. ❞

    ❝ Do not speak for me ! ❞

    ❝ We've all got dead people ! ❞

    ❝ You need my what ? ❞

    ❝ Ninja turtle better stop poking me ! ❞

    ❝ There's a little pee coming out of me. ❞

    ❝ I've come to bring you to my master. ❞

    ❝ Where did you learn to do that ? ❞

    ❝ I am a warrior, and an assassin. I do not dance.❞

    ❝ Is that what she’s been filling your head with ? Sentiment ? ❞

    ❝ They got my dick message ! ❞

    ❝ I’m distracting you, you turdblossom ! ❞

    ❝ We.Are.Groot. ❞

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  6. constellationcancer:

    asktheroguesniper:

    constellationcancer:

    Do you want some company?

    They give a tiny nod. 

    *grins and sits next to you* So, whats yur name?

    Statement: You may call this unit Jack. Query: What is your designation…?

    1 month ago  /  6 notes  /  Source: asktheroguesniper

  7. constellationcancer:

    asktheroguesniper:

    Why so glum chum? (V(OnO(V)

    The sniper bot shrugs. 

    Do you want some company?

    They give a tiny nod. 

    1 month ago  /  6 notes  /  Source: asktheroguesniper

  8. autumn-and-vex:

    asktheroguesniper:

    "Statement: ‘Okay’ is subjective. This unit is functioning properly, but it is…" The sniper trails off, fiddling with the striped scarf between their fingers. "…a but lonely. This place has been so quiet, and everyone is always so busy…"

    Autumn’s gaze shifted to the scarf, then back to Jack. “I can provide some company if you want.” she offered.

    They offer a shrug. “Appreciatively: That would be nice, but it is not necessary.”

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  9. autumn-and-vex:

    asktheroguesniper:

    They turn their head to Autumn. “Awkwardly: …hello there.”

    Autumn blinked. “Hi! Are you okay?”

    "Statement: ‘Okay’ is subjective. This unit is functioning properly, but it is…" The sniper trails off, fiddling with the striped scarf between their fingers. "…a but lonely. This place has been so quiet, and everyone is always so busy…"

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  10. autumn-and-vex:

    asktheroguesniper:

    Sigh. 

    Buries face in scarf.

    Autumn clung to his arm. “Friend?”

    They turn their head to Autumn. “Awkwardly: …hello there.”

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